Day #16 - 10/31/97 - 11:34PM

If a Telemarketer Dials A Phone And Nobody Is Around to Answer It, Does It Make A Noise?

When you lose your job, does Fed Ex deliver notices to EVERY SINGLE TELEMARKETER in the country letting them know you're home and available to answer the phone?

What's wrong with you idiots? I don't have any money to buy your stuff: I'm UNEMPLOYED!

On another subject....

My wife and I took our youngest son Trick-Or-Treating Tonight. He dressed as the Grim Reaper. (Apparently inspired by my descriptions of the PD who fired us!) He had a great time and brought enough candy home to feed us for 3 or 4 days if things get really bad. Somehow, though, the thought of a "Charleston Chew" omlette just takes my appetite away.