Day #25 - 11/9/97 - 3:18PM
Top 10 Reasons I'm Not Employed Yet:
10. That lousy Paris/papparazzi promotion involving Princess Diana really backfired!
9. Ratings just came in from last gig: was #1 with...... other unemployed DJs!
8. Could be the next air-name I want to use: "Johnny Hitler"!
7. Cover letter begins, "My probation officer suggested I apply for this position...."
6. Court date involving transvestite hooker still drawing attention away from my "good name".
5. Am I too picky? Or am I the only one holding out for a 4-day work-week?
4. Interviews don't go so well...especially when I say to prospective employers things like, "Enough about me. So, tell me: is yours an 'innie' or an 'outie'?"
3. I'm wearing a dress.
2. Aircheck is so doctored, PDs need a referral from their Primary Physician just to listen to it!
1. I'm wearing high-heels, too.