Day #36 - 11/20/97 - 9:20PM

Top 7 Discoveries I Made From Being Home While Unemployed:

7. Last thing I'd want to hear at 7:10am in the morning is some DJ screaming in the phone, "..So what is the Phrase that Pays!?"

6. Most telemarketers would probably also be qualified to say, "Would you like fries with that?"

5. Squirrels spend way too much time dragging crap around in the mouths that probably doesn't taste good.

4. Local TV stations air "Geraldo" in the morning so General Managers have the rest of the day to apologize for chinsy programming budgets.

3. Monica is having an affair, Robert is on the run and Jennifer has embezzled $50,000 dollars. And that's just the soaps on ABC!

2. Is it me or are Dustbunnies everywhere?

1. My neighbor, Bob, has too few blinds and too many ladies undergarments! Ooh La La!