Day #75 - 12/28/97 - 4:25 PM

Toast (noun) - What you are when you get fired and stop making bread.
Juice (noun) - Also known as electricity...and somewhat harder to pay for when you're toast.
Batter (verb) - What you'd like to do to the people who screw with your career!
Milk (verb) - What you do to each severance check, i.e. "Milk it!"
Scrambled (adjective) - What happens to your brains after working for people who are clueless and wouldn't know what to do with decent talent if it came up behind them and bit them on the ass!