Days #99 - 1/21/98

Oh no! day 99! I'm leaving double-digits and entering triple! I hate these dubious milestones! Oh no! I can just hear my kids at school....

"Yeah, my dad is a.....TRIPLE-DIGIT....unemployed DJ!"

"Really? Gosh! Our economics teacher, Mrs. Quabash, once said that was only theoretical! I mean, no one's ever REALLY seen one...up close."

"Well, we got one at MY house!"

"What do you feed it?"

"I see him drink a lot of coffee in the morning but then I have to go to school so I don't know what he's eating the rest of the day. Funny, though. I haven't seen the cat since Tuesday....."

"Oh man. You better watch out. Triple-Digit Unemployed DJs can't be trusted."

"I know. I came home yesterday and saw him sneaking a peak at Jerry Springer. Mom says she's not sure what we're going to do with it."