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You know you're from Oklahoma when...

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

Your spouse can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.

You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You have a complete set of salad bowls that all say Cool Whip on the side.

You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler.

You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.