[Iowa] Poop is exactly what you get when you go to ShipATurd.com. Well at least something that looks and smells like it. Says the people at Ship A Turd.

This bizarre company focuses on shipping their poop as "gag" gifts. For a small fee the company will ship-a-turd to anyone you wish, along with a message of your choice. The package can be unanimous. Ship-A-Turd declares this to be the perfect way to get back at that particular person who has rubbed you wrong at one time or another, or just a good laugh at birthdays and Christmas.

Of course the poop is "man-made". But its the thought that counts, right? Corn and/or peanuts can be added at no extra charge. All inquires should be directed to www.shipaturd.com or shipaturd@yahoo.com.

shipaturd@yahoo.com