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The Hussein Family Tree

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

* Sooflay - the restauranteur

* Guday - the half-Australian brother

* Huray - the sports fanatic

* Sashay - the gay brother

* Kuntay & Kintay - the twins from the African mother

* Sayhay - the baseball player

* Ojay - the stalker/murderer

* Gulay - the singer/entertainer

* Ebay - the internet czar

* Biliray - the country music star

* Ecksray - the radiologist

* Puray - the blender factory owner

* Regay - the half-Jamaican brother

* Tupay - the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:

* Pusay - the 'loose' 22 yr old

* Lattay - the coffee shop owner

* Bufay - the 300 pound sister

* Dushay - the clean sister

* Phayray - the zoo worker in the gorilla house

* Sapheway - the grocery store owner

* Ollay - the half-mexican sister

* Gudlay - the prostitute

More will no doubt be discovered...