Marijuana Slogans
Got Buzz?
Pot: When you care enough not to care at all
A day without pot is like school
Weed my lips!
Hey, America -- let's blow this joint!
What's so great about short-term memory anyhow??
Obey your Jones
Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff
It's not just for Glaucoma anymore!
Help eradicate Road Rage in our lifetime
Official sponsor of the NBA
Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi...Dude!
I totally f***ed that up!
This is your brain. This is your brain on pot. This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.
When was the last time you REALLY looked at your hand?
SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)
Recommended by 5 out of 5 Deadheads
Just Doob It!
It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.
Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with your Buddies: Priceless